EGOS CRIMES (FREAK!!!)

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THE EGO CRIME LIST O_O

I am feeling sooo evil and insane so if you wanna know how fucked this guy gets LOOK BELOW!!

JAIL TIME!! JAIL TIME!! JAIL TIME!!

torture assault kidnapping

murder (all degrees iirc) drug distribution battery

illegal gambling racketeering conspiracy breaking and entering

homicide bribery

why is he like this WHYYY!!!!

simplified version he is programmed to be AWFUL!!! he built up his name with his casino and eventually partnerd with Steve Cobs and Meeple. Then Cobs deadnamed Ego presumably on accident and was given The Window Treatment ... SO NOW EGO IS IN CHARGE!! There's so much more to it but I am tired and lazy I am NOT explaining what lead to every single crime :'( also I haven't fully reread Thinking Skills in like half a year

WATCH OUT FOR THIS CREATURE!!!
im probably gonna be put on a List for this